11.14.2008

facts of life..

so..there are things in life that just are. no if's. no buts. just are. you know what i mean. here are a few of them:



  • people pee in the shower and pick their noses while they drive. it's just plain old human nature. we all do it, whether we're too proud to admit it or not, so stop trying to deny it. it's not bad as long as you keep tissues in your car. plus pee is sterile and can help prevent/kill athletes foot..as well as many other things i'm sure. so just be a human and do human things.
  • the statues at utah state are weird. but we all love them anyway.

  • we all want what we can't have.


  • whether you want to believe it or not there is a least one person who is completely mezmerized by you..who is thinking about you..day dreaming about you even..and would do anything to be with you.

  • hobos get away with more than the average joe..because we feel bad for them. i.e. i've always wanted to steal a shopping cart. just something nice to have..for the heck of it..just in case. but i know i could never get away with it. so i am still shoppingcart-less. hobos on the other hand, generally always pack their crap around in these stolen shopping carts; and no one says a word..

  • "hearts ache that love may be love." -mark allsop

  • jason mraz is dang sexy when he dances. especially while singing.

  • hellen keller jokes are hilarious. you try to feel bad..but there's no way to help yourself from going into hysteria for just a minute when you hear one.. "hellen keller fell in a hole..she screamed for help until her hands hurt..."

  • "some pursue happiness; others create it." -vince hernandez

  • kissing in the rain is awsome.

  • facebook stalking. need i say more.

  • girls don't fart. ;)

  • as far as women are concerned..red heads were voted the least sexy of all hair colors i guess we can say. followed by blondes and then by brunettes. but there is honestly nothing like a beautiful redhead..and i challenge any guy who would like to convince me otherwise. and i do not say that only because i am one. :)

  • audrey hepburn is gorgeous..and those of us who don't wish we could be hers.. simply wish we were her. (she had a pet deer.)

  • gorillas are by far the moodiest of all the animals in the animal kingdom. spend a little more time at the zoo if you don't believe me.


i'm too tired to finish this. i'll list some more tomorrow. goodnight. :)



p.s. current addictions: good music. hot dogs. downloading sheet music. tennis shoes with holey jeans, messy hair, and glasses. laughing.



:) :) :)

4 comments:

this is halee *as in berry* said...

Oh Hellen Keller jokes. They get me every time. I'm pretty sure my favorite is the basketball one. How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. I think they make it possible to feel really bad, but really good at the same time. Even if it's just for a second.

Kate Daly said...

I also have a current addiction with glasses. i refuse to put in contacts lately....

Cortni said...

Whenever I am feeling sad I look at your blog and it makes the world a brighter shade of Cailie. I love how peeing in the shower is sterile. And that you stick up for readheads. And that Norah Jones is on your playlist. I love you Cailie Ercanbrack, and the minute I get a phone I will call you :)

Bags said...

I must be abnormal, because I've always had a thing for red heads...

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead !" -Lucille Ball

Also, watch this. Thank me later.